Traveling in a bus, you are sure to be able to feel the bums and boobs of people of different backgrounds but with one common aim – the desire to reach, and keep their space, literally!

The one who benefits most out of the crowded bus ride is the bus conductor. While for most of us riding on a crowded bus is nothing short of extra effort and a question of life and death, for the bus conductor it is nothing but a joyride. He pushes, shoves, feels up, shouts; always into people’s ears and seems quite happy doing all these things. And how can I forget that ghastly smell?!! Why is it that bus conductors, seemingly never have a bath?!! The nauseating, stomach churning sensation that is felt on the slightest whiff of that slimy sweaty odor makes one want to jump right out of the window!

CONCLUSION: The government should make it mandatory for all bus conductors to have a bath everyday for the convenience and sound health of the passengers.

6 Comments:

  1. vimal said...
    :-)
    sugaredpepper said...
    dont smile! nut! you have no idea how pissing off the conductor is!
    Tia Raina said...
    bwahaha i agree with the bums and boobs there. They're all over the place
    sugaredpepper said...
    hehe... :)
    Istar Rómestámo said...
    odor?
    its odour me love :)
    and I agree...
    at least you didnt go through the phase of ugly old men with partial erections...
    asking you to sit on their lap no?
    I have...
    That's way worse...
    PERVS!
    sugaredpepper said...
    ey its the bleddy americanised spell check men! and that is really yuk!

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