near death experience....

The exam I wrote today wasn't exactly what one would call 'good'! To begin with, it was quite boring... (PR and Advertising), not even the thought of getting marks were motivating enough to make me write with all my heart, not that I knew much... but that's another story altogether!
My class teacher's 'lavish' hair clip fell on me in the middle of the exam, when she was standing next to me and trying to straighten her hair. We both thought that it was quite comical! The incident brought me back to life and reminded me that happiness still existed outside the exam hall and that life is much more easier than the question paper. And who would've thought that teachers were mortal souls themselves?!!... even they have bad hair days and they're clips slip out of their hands! Although I must admit, this particular teacher is fun!
The incessant ringing of a mobile phone which was on vibrator but could be heard (its funny when that happens!), put a wide smile on my face much to the invigilators' vexation!.. The smile only grew wider because I didn't have much else to do.
I think that it was a total waste of two precious hours, which could have been spent more productively!

14 Comments:

  1. me said...
    i juxtaposedly (cliche) accept with that subject position.even my phone vibrates in exam. but its invisible and inaudible. as you know. that nokia i-1000* model.
    nokia invisible-1000 not yet for sale
    vimal said...
    small correction in 11th line.

    'and they're clips'

    their not they're.

    Anyways. Exams are just like christmas. It's either too cold or it's very cold. Did you say snow? - If only....
    sugaredpepper said...
    dear nothingman... i apologise for the grievous mistake committed by me and thanks for bringing it to my notice... will try not to make the same mistake in my future posts


    dear me (no,not the expression... you know what i mean!)... i think your invisible phone performs certain esoteric functions which are not to be confused with mere altruism but are a larger picture of the bricoleur and what would a bricoleur do if it was with him... in such a case then you seem to be a bricoleur of a sort.
    Tia Raina said...
    *laughing*

    "dear me(no not the expression..."

    echuz me miss sugaredpepper..but why arent you salted? why? why? whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
    vimal said...
    bricoleur!

    ???

    that better be a word.

    (after a while)

    i give up!

    seems kinda boring anyway.

    keep your word.
    me said...
    unintentional fallacy number 1: considering the postmodern 20th century homosapian, its an unintentional fallacy to address human being, in general as, "man"('...what would a bricoleur do if it was with him..') which signifies post-colonial phallic subject positions.
    coming to esotericity and altturistic ity of my 1-1000 model, it is a bricolage as you perceive. but the religio-phallo-ascetic subject positions(fathers) would consider this bricolage as a potential ambiguity that would juxtapose their technical simulacra.
    sugaredpepper said...
    dear me,...'phallic subject positions'?!!!!... hope your phallus is in the right position! although it wont be of much use to a bricoleur unless he's desperate for sausages and has no other go.

    dear t2, will tell you the reason tomorrow in private over a cup of sambar.

    dear nothingman... yes its a word, look it up in the dictionary... and that was for 'me' anyway... don worry your tiny head over it!... its a concept in structuralism, hence the usage! (structuralism is a literary theory we have to study in english literature!).
    vimal said...
    Ok I surrender.

    Education is dead anyway.
    Atleast accoring to me.
    Istar Rómestámo said...
    Aaargh!
    WHAT?
    Chakkaruhmilakuh...
    Chillaxamma!
    Fenny though...
    Your comments are funnier than the fenny post.

    "dear me,...'phallic subject positions'?!!!!... hope your phallus is in the right position! although it wont be of much use to a bricoleur unless he's desperate for sausages and has no other go.

    dear t2, will tell you the reason tomorrow in private over a cup of sambar.

    dear nothingman... yes its a word, look it up in the dictionary... and that was for 'me' anyway... don worry your tiny head over it!... its a concept in structuralism, hence the usage! (structuralism is a literary theory we have to study in english literature!)."

    WHAT?????
    Lol! :)
    sugaredpepper said...
    romal... do i detect a tinge of sarcasm?
    Tia Raina said...
    oh oh i jussst re-read that phallic-bricoleur thing..

    bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!
    vimal said...
    this is the limit of moronism.
    Istar Rómestámo said...
    No sarcasm meant...
    Loads received though :)
    Nice ya...
    Blog soon..
    Jagan said...
    i can understand your predicament..thankfully, my journalism school does not have "exams"..but still the professors and lecturers are so boring..nice write-up. take care

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